The fate of a Soap Girl actress

Word about Tony Young's "Naked 21st Century" VOD release party spread faster than Paris Hilton's legs at a Frat Party. The highlight of the evening came when the supporting cast of "Soap Girl" showed up, but no one had ever heard of the movie.

Actress Jasmine Kang, who essentially played nobody, led a giant donkey into the room, grabbed its face and proceeded to french kiss the poor animal.

The donkey brayed and protested, but as Jasmine rubbed its belly, it began to enjoy the sensation immensely. This actress, the donkey surmised, had been practicing with Canadian moose.

Jasmine then bent over and allowed the donkey to mount her. It injected its fourteen inch donkey penis into small but overworked anus. After a few thrusts, to which Jasmine moaned the tune of the Korean folk song Arirang, the screening room floor was covered with donkey diarrhea, into which the rest of the female cast began swimming in. Ms. Kate Holliday commented this was how it felt like to work with screenwriter Tony Young.

The girls then covering themselves with the liquid manure and ran around the room screaming "I'm Hyung-Rae Shim's girlfriend! I'm Hyung-Rae Shim's girfriend!"

Of course, Jasmine refused to speak such nonsense as she only brags about dating retarded, overbloated MARRIED men and Mr. Shim only qualifies as two of the three. Anyone who saw his steaming piece of giraffe feces called, "D-War" would surely attest to that.

At that point, someone dropped a fifty cent piece into Jasmine's feces covered but barely existent cleavage, and she was willing to do anything.

The actresses then brought out the dessert tray and proceeded to swallow loads and loads of banana cream pie and projectile vomited it up in the air until the whole spectacle resembled the fountain at the Bellagio hotel.

While the girls played in the vomit, actress Gina Hiraizumi began to sing the Star Spangled Banner, but did not know the words. Well, actually she just forgot what century it was written in and proceeded to do her hip-hop version in the style of R-Kelly humping the Olsen Twins.

Then they proceeded to whine, pout and cry which is basically what a Korean actress does to audition for a Korean film. At that point, Jasmine Kang, the aforementioned dopey, flat-chested no talent wannabe, sacrifices herself to the donkey, which is transformed to a 500 year old dragon. The other actresses scream, "What kind of lame ass plot is that?"

The audience is then left totally confused, wondering how 90 minutes turned into 3 hours, which is basically what watching Soap Girl felt like. The director of the film comes out and asks, "What do you call this act?"

To which the girls reply, "The Aristocrats!"